Low-Key Lysmith

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  Name responsibilities that sisters could have had at the hall

  by JH in

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  name responsibilities that sisters could have had at the hall, that doesn't go against bible principles?.

  why couldn't they have passed the microphone?

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  This topic brings me back to a time when we were about to have a meal at my aunt's house. I was there with my Mom and I was the only male there. (I think I was around ten years old.) The debate came up about who should say the prayer. My aunt finally decided to do it, and for the head covering, she used a paper towel. I to this day remember thinking how rediculous she looked standing there with a paper towel on her head thanking Joe Hoover for the spaghetti and meatballs.
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  Worldly person returns JWs lost Bible!

  by Atlantis in

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  http://www.pntonline.com/engine.pl?station=portales&template=storyfull.html&id=6146

  news.

  man returns lost bible to rightful owner.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  "Worldly" is a JW term used to describe anyone who is not a Jehovah's Witness.
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  Awake/Watchtower TOC Generator (pee your pants warning)

  by ackack in

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  here is my second installment of auto-generated society content.. http://neocrat.com/toc.php.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  P.9 Demonic Philosophers from Brooklyn.

  How true.
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  What's the worst song you've ever listened to?

  by JH in

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  back in the mid 70's my sister won a 45rpm record from a radio station, and it was horrible .

  the title is "don't worry kyoko" by yoko ono.

  dont, dont, dont worry, kyoko.. mums only looking for her hand in the snow,.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  Does anyone remember Roseanne Barr's National Anthem? Oof.
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  Awake/Watchtower TOC Generator (pee your pants warning)

  by ackack in

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  here is my second installment of auto-generated society content.. http://neocrat.com/toc.php.

  ackack

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  P. 23 The bible helped me set fire to drugs.

  P.31 Your condescending beliefs-from what source?

  P.27 Not being overcome by petty orphans.

  and my favorite....

  P.9 Helping your ministerial servants to longingly wash. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
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  joke

  by Ellie in

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  a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

  he can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack.. .

  "miss whack, i'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  Ellie, no offense intended of course, but that one,while good, is older than my Grandpa's buckskin rubber.
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  + Remembering Matthew Shepard +

  by Seven in

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  seven years ago today matthew, a gay college student, died as a result of the savage beating he suffered at the hands of two inhuman monsters now serving a life sentence for his murder.

  gone but not forgotten.

  rest in peace.. visit the foundation created in his honor: .

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  Amen Avi.

  Have any of y'all seen the HBO movie?
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  DRUG INDUCED DECISIONS...not such a good thing.......

  by Sparkplug in

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  well i heard from my brother that a childhood friend that i write to (as he lives in prison) got his sentence.

  first in texas there is a 3 strike rule.

  so seeing this is his third strike and then some i do not know how that lucky son of a jw got an offer for only 9 years.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  Good point Billygoat.
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  + Remembering Matthew Shepard +

  by Seven in

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  seven years ago today matthew, a gay college student, died as a result of the savage beating he suffered at the hands of two inhuman monsters now serving a life sentence for his murder.

  gone but not forgotten.

  rest in peace.. visit the foundation created in his honor: .

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  I think one of the saddest things about that whole tragedy is the clergyman and the people that rallied with him that picketed Matt's funeral with signs that said things like "Matt is in Hell!". What a thoughtless, diabolical, evil, pointless thing to do. WTF?
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  What's the worst song you've ever listened to?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  back in the mid 70's my sister won a 45rpm record from a radio station, and it was horrible .

  the title is "don't worry kyoko" by yoko ono.

  dont, dont, dont worry, kyoko.. mums only looking for her hand in the snow,.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  That's a pretty bad version all right Sparky. There was nothing there. lol.